I puked a lego.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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