who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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