I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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