Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
wow bdsm is so cute
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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