I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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