butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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