Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
try to milk me bitch
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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