If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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