Tell her she can't have a vagina
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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