so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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