and you said cock pushups were impossible
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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