i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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