My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
only you would photoshop your dick
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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