Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
