i jhust puked up my retainher.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Randomize
