I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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