I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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