She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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