yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think I won the penis lottery.
We named our party play list daddy issues
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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