There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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