Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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