just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this boner is exhausting
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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