Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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