omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize