Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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