you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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