Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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