i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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