Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
