may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He has the fingertips of a God
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