I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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