i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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