is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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