It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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