If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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