Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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