Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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