there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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