If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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