This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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