I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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