I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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