Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mom said you looked used
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
try to milk me bitch
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