just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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