But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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