fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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