Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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