Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Naked Twister starts at high noon
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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