I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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