I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
