Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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