found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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