i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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